xnirx  (12 years ago)

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FUNNY MEANINS…

CIGARETTE
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN
The only opportunity some married men ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills…

GOOD EVENING WITH LOTS OF TEETH

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mylove0015  (12 years ago)
good morning


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keep smilling


yours loving JIMY

xnirx  (12 years ago)

Don't worry about hard times,
because most of the beautiful things
we have in life come from changes and mistakes.

Change and mistakes are two aspects of life
that help us to become better people.
Change is the transition from something old
into something new,
We have to maintain new changes in our lives
on a regular basis in order to
grow and reach our potential.

Mistakes are another part of life
that are vital to our success.
Without making mistakes we won't realize
what choices to make later on in life,
and if we don't learn from our mistakes
we will easily commit the same ones later in life,
over and over again until we learn from them.

So... keep your head high,
keep your chin up, and most importantly...
Don't resist change,
and don't be afraid to make a mistake
Though they may seem difficult
face changes and learn from mistakes!

Everybody makes mistakes.But only a few wise people learn from them.
May we learn from all our mistakes from passed 2012...

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...HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013...
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aslam94  (12 years ago)
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xnirx  (12 years ago)

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Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.

In Life,
we all have an unspeakable secret,
an irreversible regret,
an unreachable dream &
an unforgettable love!
Its all about being happy anyhow.

Excellence can be achieved if you...
risk more than others think is safe,
love more than others think is wise,
dream more than others think is practical,
and expect more than others think is possible.

Wish it...Dream it...Do it...LIVE it.
How can you dream??? when you never sleep.

so, ZZZZZzzzzzz

Never give up going after your dreams...
Where there is love and inspiration...
you can't go wrong.

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mylove0015  (12 years ago)
Good morning

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hve a awsome day



keep smilling



yours loving JIMY

NJsimplycool  (12 years ago)
May this lovely Christmas season bring you delights in all possible forms. May you receive
love in abundance and joy that lasts
throughout this season.
Merry Christmas
wishes to you and your loved ones!

xnirx  (12 years ago)

billi khamosh Q

XXVARUNXX  (12 years ago)

xnirx  (12 years ago)

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Four candles were talking to each other

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1st-”I am PEACE,
no one needs me” & it went off..
2nd-”I am FAITH,
nobody believes in me” & it went off..
3rd-”I am LOVE,
nobody cares for me” & it went off..
4th-”I can light the other three''
...!!!because I am HOPE & I last forever!!!...

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Life is tough, sometimes impossible to live..
...but never lose hope...
I wish that your candle of HOPE
lights all your other candles
and keep them glowing.
Stay Blessed...
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...S W E E T {Image} D R E A M E S...

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